March 31
St. Benjamin, St. Balbina (invoked against diseases of lymph glands, scrofula)
Bunsen Burner Day, National Clams on the half shell day
Eiffel Tower inaugurated 1889
1st zipper patented 1896
A record 6,745 immigrants arrived at Ellis Island in one day 1913
1st zipper patented 1896
A record 6,745 immigrants arrived at Ellis Island in one day 1913
Birthdays:
Rene Descartes 1596
Jack Johnson 1878
Albert Gore 1948
Day of Tenacity
Meditation: Quitting is not always a bad idea.
Vice-Presidents sometimes will trample
Their dance partners’ feet; for example,
Al Gore wasn’t rhythmic.
He was too algorithmic—
He danced like a random code sample.
Their dance partners’ feet; for example,
Al Gore wasn’t rhythmic.
He was too algorithmic—
He danced like a random code sample.
Descartes was consuming roast yam
But pronounced that he’d rather have lamb.
When he tried spinach drink,
René ventured, “I think
That I am what I am what I am.”
But pronounced that he’d rather have lamb.
When he tried spinach drink,
René ventured, “I think
That I am what I am what I am.”
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